THE FOYWONDER'S SPRING MOVIE QUIZ 2004

 

1) This is an image of:

2) Lindsey Lohan and her friend look like this because:

A) It's a sight gag from CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN
B) They were electrocuted backstage at the Kids Choice Awards
C) They got rolled hard and put away wet by R. Kelly

 

3) In this pic from AGENT CODY BANKS 2, Frankie Muniz is:

A) About to experience a wardrobe malfunction courtesy of Anthony Anderson
B) Celebrating Kwanzaa by receiving a purple nurple
C) Getting molested by Queen Latifah

 

4) In this still from 50 FIRST DATES, Adam Sandler is:

A) Shaking hands with a walrus
B) Getting out acted by a walrus
C) Meeting Marlon Brando for the very first time

 

5) In this image we see:

A) The lead in THE GIRL NEXT DOOR celebrating his nailing Elisha Cuthbert
B) Ethan Hawke about to experience spontaneous human combustion
C) Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer in FOOTLOOSE

 

6) This pic is of:

A) A scene from HELLBOY
B) The creator of Kellogg's cereal getting sexually harassed by a CHUD
C) The only existing photo of Mark Twain meeting Barbera Streisand

 

7) Bruce Willis has Matthew Perry by the throat because:

A) It's a comedic scene from THE WHOLE 10 YARDS
B) He's angry about being suckered into returning for this worthless sequel
C) Who wouldn't want the chance to strangle Matthew Perry?

 

8) In this pic from SCOODY DOO 2, Shaggy and Scooby are saying:

A) "I pledge allegiance to the flag..."
B) "Wax on. Wax off."
C) "Heil Hitler!"

 

9) These people are desperate to be rescued because:

A) They're trapped in this building by zombies in DAWN OF THE DEAD
B) The building they work in is on fire
C) They work for Wal-Mart

 

10) This image is from:

A) An oddball moment in ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
B) Jim Carrey's audition to star in a remake of MARATHON MAN
C) A scene from the upcoming horror flick DR. GIGGLES VS. THE UNIBOMBER

 

11) This image shows us:

A) Several characters from the biker flick TORQUE
B) That the Power Rangers finally sold out by getting corporate sponsors
C) Proof that not all homosexuals know how to accessorize

 

12) Here we see:

A) A humorous scene from THE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVERA
B) A humorous scene from BROKEN LIZARD'S CLUB DREAD
C) A man being strangled to death by Lara Flynn Boyle

 

13) The shocked expression on The Rock's face means:

A) He has just found the Sheriff murdered in a scene from WALKING TALL
B) A pissed off zombified Buford Pusser is about to lay the smackdown on him
C) He's two seconds away from saying, "What you talkin' bout, Willis!"

 

14) This pic is of:

A) Marlon Wayans and Irma P. Hall in THE LADYKILLERS
B) A new Ludicrus music video where he robs an old lady's house
C) Coolio preparing to beat Aunt Jemima to death with a sack full of doorknobs

 

15) In this image THE PUNISHER is thinking to himself:

A) "I'm going to kill the people that murdered my family."
B) "God, I hope I do a better job at this than Dolph Lundgren."
C) "Go ahead! Say I look like Christopher Lambert! I friggin' dare you!."

 

16) This photo shows us:

A) Angelina Jolie in TAKING LIVES
B) Angelina Jolie during her butch lesbian hitwoman phase
C) Angelina Jolie is VINNIE VEGA: TOMB RAIDER

 

17) In this SECRET WINDOW still, Johnny Depp is thinking to himself:

A) "The Slinky really is fun for a girl and a boy!"
B) "This means something."
C) "Why did I start building a working model of James Woods' penis anyways?

 

18) The book Anne Hathaway is holding is:

A) A fancy hardbound edition of the script for ELLA ENCHANTED
B) An old Robert Mapplethorpe book of fully nude Andre The Giant photos
C) The Necronimicon, which she used to make THE PRINCESS DIARIES a hit

 

19) Here we see:

A) David Carradine and Uma Thurman in KILL BILL VOLUME 2
B) A scene from the upcoming sequel MY DINNER WITH HIGHLANDER
C) "This one time at band camp…"

 

20) This image from THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST:

A) You don't really think I'm going to risk eternal damnation just to amuse you?
B) Totally rips off the opening of JEEPERS CREEPERS 2. There! Happy now?

 

Okay folks, now it's your turn and this time I actually want to get some entries. Just like the ones I've done above I want the 4 options and be creative. You got three choice pics to choose from and the best submission will recieve a DVD of that great gonzo Mexican horror flick THE BRAINIAC. Enter for just one pic or all three but make sure to send it to schlocktoberfest@yahoo.com by Memorial Day '04. The winner will be notified and their winning entry will be posted when I do the next Summer Movie Quiz in a few short months.