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The Agony of Gigli (August, 2003)
League Of Extraordinary Matte Paintings (August, 2003)
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Macrocryptozoology (Thunder of Gigantic Serpent) (July, 2003)


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2 Geeks & A Movie - Pinata: Survival Island (February 2003)
Diss Of The Dragon (January, 2003)
The 20 Goofiest Movie Monsters Of All Time (December 2002)
"Lost Episode" - Jason, The Rock, & Yoda (November, 2002)
Stinkhole - Review of On Hostile Ground (October, 2002)
Goin' Batty - A History Of Batsplotation Films (September, 2002)
Schlock Ness - Beneath Loch Ness Review (July, 2002)
Tiger Bomb! - (review of Lone Tiger) (April, 2002)
Hulk Hogan - Wilford Brimley On Steroids (March, 2002)
2001 Wrap Up (January, 2002)
Copycat Crimes - (The One & AIP remakes) (December, 2001)
The God, The Bad, and the Ugly (Megiddo) (October, 2001)
A Craptacular Summer (August, 2001)
Mummies, Knights and NOWFF 2001 (June, 2001)
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The FoyWonder Debut - D&D: The Movie (February, 2001)


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666: THE BEAST
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ABSOLUTE ZERO
ACES: THE MOVIE
ALLAN QUATERMAIN AND THE TEMPLE OF SKULLS
ANACONDAS: THE HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHID
ATOM AGE SPIDER (SHORT FILM)
ATTACK OF THE KILLER B-MOVIES
ATTACK OF THE SABRETOOTH
BATS: HUMAN HARVEST
BIKER BOYZ
BLACK HOLE (2006)
BOTTOM FEEDER
BREED, THE
BROKEN (SHORT FILM - 2005)
CALAMARI WRESTLER, THE
CATEGORY 7: THE END OF THE WORLD
CITY KILLER
CLOUD 9
CROC
CROOKED
CROSSOVER
CRUSHBALL
CRY OF THE WINGED SERPENT
CURSE OF LIZZIE BORDEN, THE
DA VINCI TREASURE, THE
DAY OF THE DEAD (2008)
DEAD ONE, THE
DESTINATION: INFESTATION
DISASTER ZONE: VOLCANO IN NEW YORK
DOOM
EARTHSTORM
ELF BOWLING: THE MOVIE
ERAGON
FATAL CONTACT: BIRD FLU IN AMERICA
FEEDING, THE
GRENDEL
GRYPHON
HITMAN
JUMPER
KAIJU BIG BATTEL: THE SHOCKING TRUTH
KRAKEN: TENTACLES OF THE DEEP
LAST LEGION, THE
LEPRECHAUN: BACK 2 THA HOOD
LOVEWRECKED
MAGMA: VOLCANIC DISASTER
MAX HAVOC: RING OF FIRE
MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER
PAPARAZZI
PARADISE VIRUS
PATHFINDER
PIRATES OF TREASURE ISLAND
POSEIDON (2006)
PREMONITION (2007)
REIGN OF THE GARGOYLES
SEE NO EVIL
SOLAR ATTACK
SLAMMED!
SPEED RACER: THE NEXT GENERATION - THE BEGINNING
SPIDER-MAN 3
STAN LEE'S HARPIES
STAN LEE'S LIGHTSPEED
STAY ALIVE
SUPERCROC
SUPERGATOR
SURGE OF POWER: THE STUFF OF HEROES
TIME BOMB (2006)
TRANSMORPHERS
UNIVERSAL SOLDIERS
VIDEO WARS
WALKING TALL (2004)
WAR OF THE WORLDS (PENDRAGON VERSION - 2005)
WHEN A STRANGER CALLS (2006)
WHITE AIR
WHITE CHICKS
WHO'S YOUR CADDY?
 
 
DREAD CENTRAL REVIEWS

7 MUMMIES

12 DAYS OF TERROR

13 SECONDS

666: THE DEMON CHILD

A.I. ASSAULT (SHOCKWAVE)

ABOMINABLE

ABOMINABLE, THE (CineExcel)

AFGHAN KNIGHTS

ALIEN 51

ALIEN 3000

ALIEN VS. HUNTER

ALIEN EXPRESS

ALIEN INVASION ARIZONA

ALONE IN THE DARK

ANCIENT EVIL 2: GUARDIAN OF THE UNDERWORLD

AQUANOIDS

ARE YOU SCARED

ARACHNIA

ARMY OF THE DEAD

ATTACK OF THE VIRGIN MUMMIES

AVIA: VAMPIRE HUNTER

AXE

BASILISK: THE SERPENT KING

BEAST OF BRAY ROAD, THE

BIG BAD WOLF (2007)

BIGFOOT (2005)

BLADE OF THE VAMPIRE

BLOOD, BOOBS, & BEAST

BLOOD DESCENDANTS

BLOOD LEGEND

BLOOD MONKEY

BLOOD RELIC

BLOODZ VS. WOLVEZ

BLOODMASK: THE POSSESSION OF NICOLE LAMEROUX

BLOODRAYNE

BLOODRAYNE 2: DELIVERANCE

BLOODSUCKERS (VAMPIRE WARS)

BLOWN

BLUE DEMON

BOA VS. PYTHON

BOGGY CREEK 2... AND THE LEGEND CONTINUES

BONE EATER

BRAINIAC, THE

BRAINIAC (2004)

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA'S CURSE

BRAM STOKER'S WAY OF THE VAMPIRE

BUTCHER, THE

CANDY STRIPERS

CAVED IN: PREHISTORIC TERROR

CAVERN, THE

CENTIPEDE!

CERBERUS

CHILDREN, THE

CHOKE, THE

CLAWED: THE LEGEND OF SASQUATCH

COLD & DARK

COOK, THE (2008)

COVENANT: BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL, THE

CREATURE UNKNOWN

CRUEL WORLD

CURSE OF HALLOWEEN

CURSE OF THE BLACK DAHLIA

CURSE OF THE KOMODO

CURSE OF THE SWAMP CREATURE

DAMNED, THE

DANGEROUS WORRY DOLLS

DARK FIELDS

DARK HARVEST 3: SCARECROW

DARK QUEEN

DARKLIGHT

DEAD AND DEADER

DEAD MAN'S HAND: CASINO OF THE DAMNED

DEAD MEN WALKING

DEADLY SPECIES

DEATH SENTENCE

DECADENT EVIL

DECADENT EVIL II

DEEP SHOCK

DESPISER

DIARY OF A CANNIBAL

DINOCROC

DOLL GRAVEYARD

DOOMED

DR. RAGE (THE STRAUN HOUSE)

DREAM SLASHERS

DRIVE THRU

EDEN FORMULA, THE

EMMANUELLE VS. DRACULA

ENDANGERED SPECIES

ENTER...ZOMBIE KING

EVIL BONG

EVIL GRAVE: CURSE OF THE MAYA

EXTERMINATOR CITY

EYE OF THE BEAST

EYES OF THE WEREWOLF

FALLEN ONES, THE

FINAL EXAMINATION

FIRE SERPENT

FOG, THE (2005)

FRANKENFISH

FRANKENSTEIN VS. THE CREATURE FROM BLOOD COVE

FRIGHT CLUB

FROST: PORTRAIT OF A VAMPIRE

GARGOYLE: WINGS OF DARKNESS

GHOST IN THE MACHINE

GHOST RIDER

GHOST RIG

GHOST VOYAGE

GI(ANTS)

GINGERDEAD MAN, THE

GRAVEYARD, THE

GRIM REAPER

GRIZZLY PARK

GRIZZLY RAGE

GUARDIAN OF THE REALM

GUARDIANS

HALLOWEEN NIGHT

HAMMERHEAD: SHARK FRENZY

HARVEST OF FEAR

HATCHETMAN

HAW RIDGE DEVIL, THE

HEADLESS HORSEMAN

HELLBOUND

HILLSIDE CANNIBALS

HIVE, THE (2008)

HORROR WITHIN, THE

HYBRID (2008)

I AM OMEGA

ICE CRAWLERS

ICE QUEEN

ICE SPIDERS

INCUBUS (2007)

INITIATION OF SARAH, THE (2006)

INTERCESSOR: ANOTHER ROCK 'N' ROLL NIGHTMARE

INVASION OF THE POD PEOPLE

JACK O'LANTERN

JACQUELINE HYDE

JESUS H. VAMPIRE (SHORT FILM)

JOLLY ROGER: MASSACRE AT CUTTER'S COVE

KIBAKICHI

KILLER BASH

KING OF THE LOST WORLD

KVC: KOMODO VS. COBRA

LADY DEATH: THE MOTION PICTURE

LAKE PLACID 2

LARVA

LEECHES!

LEGEND OF BLOODY JACK, THE

LEGEND OF THE SANDSQUATCH

LEGION OF THE DEAD

LIVING HELL

LOCH NESS TERROR (BEYOND LOCH NESS)

LOCUSTS: THE 8TH PLAGUE

MAMMOTH

MAN-THING

MANEATER (2007)

MANSQUITO

MANTICORE

MEGASNAKE

MEXICAN WEREWOLF IN TEXAS

MINER'S MASSACRE

MINOTAUR

MONSTER (2008)

MONSTER OF PHANTOM LAKE

MONSTURD

MOTOCROSS ZOMBIES FROM HELL

MOTOR HOME MASSACRE

MOVIN' TOO FAST

MR. HELL

MR. JINGLES

MUFFIN MAN, THE

MUMMY MANIAC

NEZULLA THE RAT MONSTER

NIGHT FEEDERS

NIGHTMARE MAN

NOT DEAD ENOUGH

OGRE

ONE MISSED CALL (2008)

PARASITE

PETER ROTTENTAIL

PETRIFIED

PIRATES OF GHOST ISLAND

PLASTERHEAD

POOL, THE

PREDATOR ISLAND

PREY

PRIMEVAL (2007)

PRIMAL

PTERODACTYL

PUMPKIN KARVER

PUMPKINHEAD: BLOOD FEUD

PUPPET MASTER VS. DEMONIC TOYS

PURGATORY (2008)

QUEEN COBRA

RAGING SHARKS

RAPTOR ISLAND

RAZORTEETH

RAZORTOOTH

RECTUMA

REIGN IN DARKNESS

RING OF DARKNESS

RISE OF THE DEAD

RODENTZ

S.I.C.K.

SAN FRANPSYCHO

SANDS OF OBLIVION

SANTA'S SLAY

SANTO & BLUE DEMON VS. DRACULA & THE WOLFMAN

SARAH LANDON AND THE PARANORMAL HOUR

SASQUATCH HUNTERS

SASQUATCH MOUNTAIN

SATANIC

SAVAGE PLANET

SCARECROW GONE WILD

SCARRED

SCORPIUS GIGANTUS

SCRATCH

SERUM

SHADOW WALKERS, THE

SHAKMA

SHAPESHIFTER

SHARK KILL

SHIRA THE VAMPIRE SAMURAI

SHREDDER

SHUNNED, THE

SILENT SCREAM

SILENT WARNINGS

SISTERHOOD, THE

SKELETON MAN

SKINWALKERS

SLAUGHTERHOUSE PHI: DEATH SISTERS

SLAYER

SLEEPOVER NIGHTMARE

SNAKE ISLAND

SNAKE KING (SNAKEMAN)

SNAKES ON A TRAIN

SOMETHING BENEATH

SOUL'S MIDNIGHT

SOUND OF THUNDER, A

SPRING BREAK SHARK ATTACK

SS DOOMTROOPER

STINGER

STOMP! SHOUT! SCREAM!

STUDIO 666

STUDY HELL

SUCCUBUS: HELL BENT

SWAMP THING: THE SERIES SEASON 1&2 DVD BOXSET

SWARMED

TAIL STING

TERROR BENEATH THE SEA

THEY FEED

THING BELOW, THE

TIKI

TOWER OF BLOOD

TREES/THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL

TRILOQUIST

ULTRAVIOLET

VAMPIRE ASSASSIN

VAMPIRE BATS

VEGAS VAMPIRES

VH1'S CELEBRITY PARANORMAL PROJECT

VICIOUS

VOODOO CURSE: THE GIDDEH

WAGES OF SIN (2007)

WAR OF THE WORLDS 2: THE NEXT WAVE

WARBIRDS

WARRIORS OF TERRA

WEREWOLF: THE DEVIL'S HOUND

WHEN A KILLER CALLS

WILD MAN OF THE NAVIDAD, THE

WOODLAND HAUNTING 2, THE

WRAITHS OF ROANOKE

WRESTLEMANIAC

ZOMBEAK

ZOMBIE WARS

ZOMBIEZ

 

 

FROM HERE TO OBSCURITY (Dread Central)

ANNIHILATOR

ATTACK OF THE BEAST CREATURES

BERMUDA DEPTHS, THE

CRAWLERS, THE

ELVES

GIANT CLAW, THE

KILLDOZER

NIGHT DRACULA SAVED THE WORLD, THE

REVENGE OF DR. X

REVENGE OF THE RED BARON

STING OF DEATH

VINDICATOR, THE

WEREWOLF OF WOODSTOCK

 

 

THE BAD MOVIE REPORT

OCTOPUS 2: RIVER OF FEAR

 

MISC.

B-WARE 2005

B-WARE 2007

 

INTERVIEW: MARK VINIELLO (CHUPACABRA: DARK SEAS)

INTERVIEW: BOB GRAY (BIGFOOT)

      

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